I empathize, however, I think you're giving us entirely too much credit. Granted, I can't speak for every dude nigbt there with access to a cell phone, but, in all likelihood, this is probably what he means by his texts.
When he texts Verdict: He wants to date you. Gotta give us a break, sometimes.
Verdict: He wants to sleep with you. Keep one eye open. Verdict: He either wants to sleep with you, or he wants nothing at all.
What he calls you Doesn't necessarily mean he's a douchebag, though, as a lot of good men call women "babe" with the finest of intentions. Verdict: He's lazy, but he probably likes you.
What he asks you Cup of coffee? Verdict: He's looking for a date. Verdict: He doesn't even own a TV; he wants to sleep with you.
Come on. You know better. Otherwise, proceed with caution.